“Dazzlingly hollow charm” – You’ll think, “Wow, the EP and LP titles sparkle!” But take a closer listen and you’ll find the sound is as thin as tissue paper… yet still strangely enchanting. “Name-dropping brilliance” – Titles like Haerilúnth and Hfyrelune feel mystical enough on their own. Who cares if the melodies are underwhelming? The names alone are performance art. “Cohesive yet monochrome atmosphere” – Everything starts with ‘H’, everything sounds like it's from another world. Consistency is key—even if that world has zero substance. “Quantity over variety” – Ten tracks may seem like a lot… but since they all feel the same, you get the illusion of breadth without the risk of emotional peaks. Genius minimalism? “Fantasy-lite audio experience” – It’s ethereal, it’s dreamy, but actual textures are paper-thin. Somehow, that lightness becomes part of the vibe. Zen—or just lazy? “Ambient royalty for aesthetics-only use” – Great for dreamy visuals or background loops. Not memorable, not intrusive—just perfectly mediocre ambience. “Otherworldly branding with zero gravity” – The names teleport you to an alternate dimension… but the music refuses to follow. Still, it’s impressive that the illusion holds so well. “Subtle forgettability” – No earworms or emotional hooks here, but you might find yourself thinking, “I don’t remember anything, but it felt kinda… good?”