「仲間を呼んで総出で行ぐぞ!」と妹から言われた時の歌(Electro Version)[feat.VY1V4] ”Call Your Friends and Let’s Go All Out!” The song when my sister said to me
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1番のサビは、1:39からです。The main part start at 1:39. ↓English lyrics are listed below. 「仲間を呼んで総出で行ぐぞ!」って言う事が ウチの妹の口癖でずっとそうやって来たんだよ 「あだしの仲間は超怖えんだぞ、あだしの一声ですぐ来っからな!」 とこんな感じで地元じゃ超有名なワルだった、今も…。 僕の妹はね、昔からいつも父に依怙贔屓され いつも僕が悪者にされて来たんだ それをきっかけに妹は 人を同調させる才能を発揮して友達を作って行った 僕の妹はね、中学に入ってすぐに酒、たばこ、 Hも経験して益々友達増えた それに元々口喧嘩強く、自己中且つ短気で可愛いし それもあってずっと一軍だった それに彼女は強い者に気に入られる事も超上手い 手先も口も器用で覚えも早くファッションセンスもGood! そんな人を周りが放っとく訳がない けど他人に良く見せるのって ストレス溜まるしその時は弱者にこう言う 「つーがあだしの仲間を呼んで総出で行ぐぞ!」って睨みながら 弱者に対して召喚魔法をぶっ放そうとするんだよ 大抵の人はびびってしまうよ 僕も含めて 弱者をいじめ狂者に媚び売る彼女の勢いは止まらない…。 そうやって周りが甘やかすから根性付く筈も無く 高校も2年で中退して荒れた それからの妹はたまに短期で働くけれど 基本、ダラダラして家族に迷惑掛けてる 具体的にはトイレでたばこを吸って数十分間出て来ない しかもそこで長電話を大声でしてる それをたまに注意したら妹が怒鳴りながら 僕の部屋のドアに蹴り入れながらこう言う 「つーがあだしの仲間を呼んで総出で行ぐぞ! ヤンキーのダチと その内何人かはは89さんとも繋がってるんだぞ、あだしも!」 そんなあいつに「Fuck You!」なんて言ったら殺される だれも獣と化した妹を止められないよ、親さえも…。 もし僕が仮に同じ事をしたら父さんなら その場で半殺しにする筈だし僕をこの家からつまみ出す 母さんなら誰かに相談し、その人から何時間も説教される 妹も何回か説教されたが効果無い…。 それを良い事に友達も家に来て度々馬鹿騒ぎ たまに彼等と僕がすれ違うと妹が「出て来んな!」と一喝するよ 僕もこの家に住んでるからそうなるのはしょうがないのに しかも僕は家にお金入れてるのに 一銭も入れてない妹がどうしてこんなに偉そうに出来るんだ!? そんな生活が十数年続き最近は猫達に赤ちゃん言葉を 多用するようになって来て更に自分の事を 「お姉ちゃん」と宣っている、30(歳)過ぎているのに…。 それを甲高い声で喋ってるのを聞かされる度に家族も呆れてるけど 僕にだけは態度を変えてこう言う 「つーがあだしの仲間を呼んで総出で行ぐぞ!」っていつも言うんだよ ついさっき迄の赤ちゃん言葉は鳴りを潜めて、ダブスタ…。 仲間もきっとお前のそういう所見てるよ 「こいつはいつか俺にもそうするかも知れない」と悟られて 離れて行くけど…。 「つーがあだしの仲間を呼んで総出で行ぐぞ!」って 自立した僕の所に来ても知らない人の振りして追い返す 仲間を呼んで総出で助けて貰えば良いでしょ? 彼らが助けてくれないのなら、せめて就職をしてよ! 仲間を頼っても何でも良いから僕の邪魔だけはしないでよ、本当に…。 あいつは最早人間じゃない 餓鬼、畜生、且つ鬼、悪魔だ 数年に一度癇癪起こす その度に両親がこう言う 「あいつを本当にどうすりゃ良いんだ?」 と嘆くけど彼女の事をそう躾けたのはあんた達でしょ? 彼女を僕に押し付けないでよ! 説明文:私に妹が居るのですが、こいつが人として物凄い屑で、こいつのせいで今も嫌な思いをし続けています。そんな悔しさをこの歌に込めてみました。ちなみに、作中では描き切れませんでしたが、妹は高校中退後の数年間は、自分の部屋に居る時は音楽を大音量でウーファーモードで垂れ流してました。ちなみに、妹はよく訛るので、作中では下記が正しい表記です。 「行くぞ→行ぐぞ」「あたし→あだし」 ちなみに妹は、私が妹の友達と偶然すれ違うだけでも暴言を吐いて来ますが、私の友人に対して妹は、友達の家に送迎をさせるようなどうしようもない屑女です。こいつと縁を切る為にも、改めて皆さん応援宜しくお願い致します。 “Call your friends, we’re all going!” That’s what my sister used to say, and that’s what we’ve been doing. “My friends are so scary, they’ll come at the sound of my voice!” She was, and still is, a very famous delinquent in her hometown…. My sister was always favored by my father, and I was always made to look bad. That’s when she developed a talent for making people sympathize with her and made friends. My sister, you know, right after she entered junior high school, she started drinking, smoking, and having sex, and she made more and more friends. And she was always a fighter, and she was always cute, and she was always a fighter, and she was always self-centered, and she had a temper. She was also very good at getting the strong to like her. She was good with her hands and mouth, quick to learn and had a good sense of fashion! How could people leave someone like that alone? But it’s stressful to try to look good to others, and when you do, you just have to go all out on the weak, glaring at them, “I mean, call my friends, let’s go! and then they try to summon magic against the weak, glaring at them. Most people, myself included, would be horrified. She never stops bullying the weak and flattering the mad…. She dropped out of high school in the second year and had a rough time. After that, my sister worked occasionally for short periods of time, but basically, she was lazy and a nuisance to the family. Specifically, she smokes cigarettes in the bathroom and doesn’t come out for several dozen minutes, and she also makes long phone calls loudly in there. When I warn her about it, she yells at my sister and kicks in my door, saying, “I mean, I’m going to call my friends and we’re going to go all out! I have friends in the Yankee gang, some of whom are also yakuza, including me!” He’d say, “I’m a yakuza! If you say “Fuck You!” to him, he’ll kill you. No one can stop my sister from turning into an animal, not even my parents… If I were to do the same thing, my father would kill me half on the spot and throw me out of this house. My mom would talk to someone who would lecture me for hours. My sister has been lectured a few times, but to no avail…. My friends come over to my house and make fun of me every now and then. Sometimes when I pass them, my sister would yell at them, “Don’t come out! my sister would yell at me. I can’t help it, I live in this house too. How can my sister, who doesn’t have a penny to her name, act so superior to me when I’m the one who pays into the house? After living like this for more than ten years, she has recently started using baby talk to the cats and even calls herself “big sister,” even though she is over 30 years old…. My family members are always appalled every time they hear her speaking in a high-pitched voice, but she changes her attitude and says to me, “I mean, I’m going to call all my friends and we’ll go out there! he always says. The baby talk that I used to hear just a few minutes ago has gone away, and now there’s a double standard…. I’m sure your friends see that in you, too. They’re going to realize, “He’s going to do the same thing to me someday. And then they’ll leave you. “I mean, I’ll call my people and we’ll go all out!” but when he comes to me, an independent man, he pretends to be a stranger and turns me away. Why don’t you just call your friends and ask them to help you? If they won’t help you, at least get a job! I don’t care if you have to rely on your friends or whatever, just don’t get in my way, really…. He’s not even human anymore. He’s a brat, an animal, a demon, and a devil. Every few years he throws a tantrum. Every time he throws a tantrum, my parents say, “What are we really going to do with him?” but you’re the ones who taught her to be like that, aren’t you? Don’t put her on me! Description: I have a younger sister who is a horrible piece of trash as a person. She is a terrible scumbag as a human being, and I still feel bad because of her. I put this frustration into this song.