1番のサビは、1:41からです。The main part start at 1:41. ↓English lyrics are listed below. 「トイレには悪魔が居るらしいんだ」と知り合いが言ってた 早くしろ!　本当コラー!　いつまでも何やってんだよ!? あっ、そっか。　こういう時にお互いに宿るのかな? 僕は地元の朝一発のバスに乗り　仙台に8時に着くように向かいました その道中で大の方がしたくなって　 「トイレ行け!」と大脳が急かし始めたんだよ　やばい出そうだ、ウォー! 8時少し前にバス停に着きました　僕は大の方が限界迎えてました 僕はどっちのトイレに行くか迷ったけど 駅かディスカウントショップか悩んだ末に後者を選びました そう思ってトイレのある5階へと駆け足で向かったけど 3つの内1つは故障中で残り2つとも先客が居たんだよ トイレにも悪魔が居ると言うのは本当だったよ トイレでは用を足したい、と思ったら余計したくなった 「お願い、早く出て欲しい!」という願いが叶うのは5分後だったんだけれど その間苦痛に耐え彼らが出るのを待つ…。 僕がトイレに着いてから既に3分経った　幾ら大でもそんなに時間掛かるもんかな? 僕が苦痛に苛まれる一方で真ん中の部屋の人が鼻をかみ始めた 左の部屋の人はウォシュレット使い出しほっ、とし始めた ふざけんなよ!　かれこれ4分以上経ってんだろ!? 待ってる人が居るのが分かっているなら 早く出ろ2人とも!　僕の後ろにも別の人が待ってる トイレにも悪魔が居て双方に働き掛けるんだなあ 待つ方にも使う方それぞれ違う悪魔が働くんだなあ 僕は早く用を足したいが為に自分の事しか考えられなくなっていたんだ 相手が先客だからいつ出ようと自由なんだけど…。 それを良い事に使ってる方は「もっとほっ、としろ」と悪魔の囁きに負けて 後の人の事を考えられなくなっているんだろう　今まさにそういう状態なんだなあ それに学生時代いつもトイレでは1軍が悪さし汚くしたり壊してて それを先生らが直し　僕のような3軍らがいつも綺麗にさせられて来たんだよ やっぱりどこのトイレにも悪魔が居て悪ささせる、みんな使うトイレには…。 それよりも5分過ぎてるのにまだ出ないのかな? と思ってたら左の部屋に動きがあり漸く出て来たよ 僕らは出て来た彼を睨みつけた　彼は気不味い表情でトイレを去ったんだよ…。 トイレの悪魔に僕は打ち勝って1分で用を足した 僕が用を足してる間待ってる人が「いつまで何やってんだ?」と 真ん中の部屋の人に聞こえるように独り言言ってた彼に 「すいません…。」と会釈し　彼はトイレに速攻入り用を足していた その間にも隣の部屋の人は結局出て来なかったんだ…。 説明文 : 食事中の方は、一旦食べる手を止めて頂く事をお勧め致します。私が仙台に着く直前に、大の方がしたくなって某ディスカウントショップのトイレに行って散々な目に遭った時の事を、この歌に込めました。ちなみに、作中の真ん中の部屋の人が出て来たのは私の後に入った人が出てから更に約1分後でした。皆が使うトイレですからその辺をもう少し考えて欲しかったです…。 An acquaintance said, “There seems to be a devil in the bathroom.” hurry up! Really Collar! What are you doing forever!? I see? I wonder if they will stay with each other at such times? I took a local morning bus and headed to Sendai to arrive at 8 o’clock Along the way, the big one wants to do it. The cerebrum began to hurry, “Go to the bathroom!” I arrived at the bus stop a little before 8 o’clock. I chose the latter after wondering whether to go to the station or the discount shop toilet With that in mind, I rushed to the 5th floor where the toilet is located. One of the three was out of order and the other two had predecessors. It was true that there was a devil in the bathroom I wanted to add more in the bathroom, but I wanted to do more It was five minutes later that the wish “Please, I want you to come out soon!” Was fulfilled, but during that time I endured the pain and waited for them to come out. It’s already been 3 minutes since I got to the bathroom. I wonder if it will take so long, no matter how big it is. The person in the middle room started to blow his nose while I was in pain The person in the left room started to use the washlet and was relieved. Don’t be foolish! It’s been over 4 minutes!? If you know there are people waiting, get out early! Another person is waiting behind me There is a devil in the bathroom and they work on both sides. Different demons work for those who wait and those who use it. I could only think of myself because I wanted to get things done quickly Since the other party is the first customer, I’m free to go out anytime … Those who are using it for good things will lose to the devil’s whisper, “Make more relief,” and will not be able to think about the rest of the people. Besides, when I was a student, one army was always bad and dirty or destroyed in the bathroom. The teachers fixed it, and the three armies like me were always cleaned up. After all, there is a devil in every toilet, which makes everyone use it. It’s been 5 minutes past that, but I wonder if it hasn’t come out yet? When I thought, there was a movement in the room on the left and it finally came out. We glared at him when he came out. He left the toilet with an eerie look … I overcame the devil in the bathroom and added more in 1 minute The person waiting while I was doing my job said to himself, “How long are you doing?” So that the person in the middle room could hear me. I said “I’m sorry …” and he rushed to the bathroom. I was adding a soliloquy In the meantime, the people in the next room didn’t come out after all … Description: If you are eating, we recommend that you stop eating. Immediately before I arrived in Sendai, I included in this song the time when a big person wanted to go to the bathroom of a certain discount shop and had a lot of trouble. By the way, the person in the middle room of the work came out about one minute after the person who came in after me came out. It’s a toilet that everyone uses, so I wanted you to think a little more about it.