Tired of your beads floating around all scattered about, a wild untamed wilderness of miniature nodules with no sign of order or hierarchy? Well order is here! Thanks to a collaborative effort between Whamworks R&D and Whamworks Groovestyles, we've taken those shifting entities and sorted them into neat and tidy orderly lines thanks to bonding agent strands of flexible microfilm carbon fiber! Now I know what you're thinking: "You're an amazing company Whamworks and I want to have your bead children, but what can I expect in this package?" to which we would say, great! - Experience a variety of variables through a curtain builder tool that gives you control over just the kind of curtain you're looking for! - Four shape options! From traditional beads to spacefaring stars, to stylistic cubes, there's a dangle shape that'll suit your need! - Performance is healthy! Your frames are spared as the carbon microfilm strands have been coated in a very scientific temporal staggering agent! The curtains sacrifice some of their frames, to save all of YOUR frames! Curtains will also rest easy whenever you're far enough, no losing performance thanks to curtains on a remote island or planet! - Fully audible! No bead curtain is complete without some clacky sounds, and we've got them built right in! Variable rates, variable pitches, variable volume, a sound comes pre-packed but insert your own sound if you want your beads to sound like explosions every time you touch them! - Network synced! Beads aren't just nudged by remote player movements, whoever's toying with them sends their exact bead coordinates to surrounding players in performant intervals! The beads they caress, you see them caress it! - Lock the beads in place! Wanna make priceless modern art? Pose and freeze bead strands and sculpt hydras, dreadlocks, abstract bunches of bananas, anything is possible as long as you can stretch your imagination far enough! - Mono-Chroma wooden material! Specially manufactured in our Tree Hybridization Fields, this wood is crossbred for maximum desaturation, allowing for uniform tinting in whatever color you desire! - Natively built! Designed only to use native physbones and shaders, compatibility is expected with virtually anything and everything! What're you waiting for? A world of excitement and danglestyles awaits! Get your Bead Curtain Summonator by Whamworks Co. right now! Or later! Or whenever you like!